After being married for thirty years...a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said..."Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eyes are still swollen...but they'll get better...