31/10/2010

do you speak english?


Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life 
and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy. 

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......

enviado por ROGER

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